Sunday, October 4, 2009

prank text messages....

Me: give me a quarter. 8:59 PM

silence.....

Me: i said give me a quarter 9:00 PM

silence.....

Me: i told you to give me a fuckin quarter 9:03 PM

silence.....

Me: you best answer my black ass 9:03 PM

silence.....

Me: too late. it a dollar now...give me a dollar. 9:06 PM

silence.....

Me: answer me or i coming over there and get that dollar 9:07 PM


Me: five dollar now. dont you fuck with me. 9:08 PM

calls and hangs up...

Me: dont you call me and hang da fuck up. 9:10 PM


Me: im sorry baby, just give me that damn quarter and we call it even. 9:11 PM


Me: dont you have that boy call me no more. just give me that quarter. 9:13 PM


Me: dont you be getting no cracker ass police involved here. i done fought the law before. you know dat. 9:16 PM
Me: baby just give me that quarter. i love you. dont be no like dat. 9:19 PM


Me: if i cant have no dollar, can i least have some ass? 9:21 PM
Me: you stop that police department, i fuck you up. i hire that long hair lawyer to represent me. 9:22 PM
Me: so just settle da fuck down, baby, and give me that quarter. 9:25 PM